The Gentleman Rules

Before this blog went public one of the original titles for it was The Gentleman Rules.  It was basically a half assed idea where I posted said 'rules' and assigned them an arbitrary number to make it seem as though I had more rules than I really do. So every now and then I'll drop a rule on you guys. Thusly:

Gentleman Rule #006
Have a speech prepared for every wedding you attend.  Even if you have no obligation or plan to deliver it.